All I want for Christmas

...well, next year anyway...

is my own private nuke in the backyard!

200 kilowatts eh?, I wonder what I'd do with the excess energy.

Oh, and Santa... if you could make it that all tourists to Tas., came in, dropped their cash in a box at the ferry terminal, and then imploded, that'd be nice too. I'm a little sick of driving round the buggers every day.

I see stupid people.... everywhere!